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Kelly Gruver

Kelly Gruver (Hotcoffeegirl) lives in Cleveland, works wherever someone will hire her, and used to be a Republican. She has spent time with both George Bush Sr. and Snoop Dogg, and still wonders which meeting was more significant. When properly caffeinated she earns a living as a Web geek. When not jockeying a cubicle she paints terrible paintings, terrorizes her small dog, and occasionally writes something of worth. She commands a legion of bloggers with her snarky, biting wit. www.hotcoffeegirl.squarespace.com